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Every Home Should Have One poster
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MASTER SCORE 52.1 / 100
1970·Comedy·1h 34m

EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE

“Think Dirty ... No Inhibition Think Dirty ... No Frustration Think Dirty ... You're Better Off!”

Teddy works for a large advertising company. Given the seemingly impossible task of selling frozen porridge, he decides to produce commercials that make the product seem sexy. This leads him to confrontation with the "Keep Television Clean" movement, of which his wife is a senior member.

Above the Line
Jim Clark·DirectorMarty Feldman·WriterDenis Norden·WriterKen Hodges·Director of PhotographyJohn Cameron·Original Music ComposerRalph Sheldon·Editor
Cast
Marty Feldman·Teddy BrownJudy Cornwell·Liz BrownGarry Miller·Richard BrownShelley Berman·Nat KaplanHy Hazell·Mrs. KaplanJulie Ege·Inga GiltenburgPenelope Keith·Lotte von GelbsteinMoray Watson·ChandlerJack Watson·McLaughlinMark Elwes·Rokes
Full Crew
(23 credits)
Directing· 2
Jim Clark·DirectorBarbara Rowland·Continuity
Writing· 5
Marty Feldman·WriterDenis Norden·WriterBarry Took·WriterHerbert Kretzmer·StoryMilton Shulman·Story
Camera· 2
Ken Hodges·Director of PhotographyGeorge Minassian·Camera Operator
Editing· 1
Ralph Sheldon·Editor
Sound & Music· 4
John Cameron·Original Music ComposerBuster Ambler·Sound RecordistNolan Roberts·Sound RecordistJim Sibley·Sound Editor
Art & Design· 4
Roy Stannard·Art DirectionDaphne Dare·Costume DesignRichard Williams·Opening Title SequenceRichard Mills·Makeup Artist
Production· 4
Ned Sherrin·ProducerTerry Glinwood·Associate ProducerThelma Graves·CastingPat Green·Production Manager
Other Departments· 1
Jeanette Freeman·Hairstylist
By the Numbers
52.1
OF 100
Master Score
5.0
OF 10
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