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MASTER SCORE 62.5 / 100
1974·Comedy / Western·1h 48m

DON'T TOUCH THE WHITE WOMAN!

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

Above the Line
Marco Ferreri·DirectorRafael Azcona·WriterMarco Ferreri·WriterÉtienne Becker·Director of PhotographyPhilippe Sarde·Original Music ComposerRuggero Mastroianni·Editor
Cast
Marcello Mastroianni·George A. CusterCatherine Deneuve·Marie-Hélène de BoismonfraisMichel Piccoli·Buffalo BillPhilippe Noiret·Gen. TerryUgo Tognazzi·MitchPaolo Villaggio·The CIA agentSerge Reggiani·The Mad IndianAlain Cuny·Sitting BullMarco Ferreri·The Reporter (uncredited)Franco Fabrizi·Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 5
Marco Ferreri·DirectorBernard Grenet·First Assistant DirectorDavid Lasseron·Second Assistant DirectorFrançois Lavigne·Second Assistant DirectorÈve Vercel·Second Assistant Director
Writing· 2
Rafael Azcona·WriterMarco Ferreri·Writer
Camera· 1
Étienne Becker·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Ruggero Mastroianni·Editor
Sound & Music· 4
Philippe Sarde·Original Music ComposerJean Nény·Sound EngineerHenri Roux·Sound EngineerJean-Pierre Triou·Boom Operator
Art & Design· 5
Lina Nerli Taviani·Costume DesignLouis Dor·Makeup ArtistAlain Folgoas·Makeup ArtistAlfonso Gola·Key Makeup ArtistJean-Claude Dolbert·Props
Production· 6
Michel Piccoli·ProducerJean-Pierre Rassam·ProducerJean Yanne·ProducerHenri Laurent·CastingRoberto Giussani·Production ManagerAlfredo Gallo·Assistant Unit Manager
Other Departments· 6
Gino De Rossi·Special EffectsIolanda Angelucci·HairstylistJean-Marie Dor·HairstylistAugusto Salvati·Special EffectsAndré-Paul Trielly·Special EffectsAndré Cagnard·Stunt Coordinator
By the Numbers
62.5
OF 100
Master Score
6.1
OF 10
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