Average

MASTER SCORE 52.1 / 100

1977Comedy1h 32m

YOU WON'T HAVE ALSACE-LORRAINE

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Above the Line

Coluche·DirectorColuche·WriterSerge Gainsbourg·SongsKenout Peltier·Editor

Cast

Coluche·Le roi Gros Pif IerDominique Lavanant·La reine MadeleineAnémone·La cousine LucienneMartin Lamotte·Le bouffonMichel Blanc·AntremontRoland Giraud·Le duc d'OrléansGérard Jugnot·Le premier capitaine des mousquetairesGérard Lanvin·Le chevalier blancThierry Lhermitte·Le héraut d'armesMarie-Anne Chazel·La reine de Flandre

Full Crew

(10 credits)

Directing· 2

Marc Monnet·DirectorColuche·Director

Writing· 1

Coluche·Writer

Editing· 2

Kenout Peltier·EditorArmand Psenny·Editor

Sound & Music· 1

Serge Gainsbourg·Songs

Production· 2

Claude Hauser·ProducerJean Gontier·Co-Producer

Other Departments· 2

Claude Agostini·CinematographyVladimir Cosma·Compositor

By the Numbers

52.1

OF 100

Master Score

5.1

OF 10

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Poster DNA

THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine's key art.

Dominant Palette

3 colors

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Mood

Humorous, Adventurous

Composition

Centered

Era

1970s

Visual Style

Illustrated

“A vintage movie poster features a cartoonish figure, resembling a historical character, riding a white horse. The figure, dressed in red and yellow striped clot”

comedyhistorical

Key Elements

White HorseLadderBlue Banner With "coluche"Dark Red Banner With TextCastleTents

Atmosphere

Vibrant

Color Mood

Mixed

Setting

Fantasy

Design Score

7/10