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Excellent
MASTER SCORE 70.6 / 100
1980·Action / Comedy / Family·1h 42m

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

Following the events of The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid, Sheriff Hall and H-725 (using the official identity of Charlie Warren) still get no rest from the military - because the little alien has not yet grasped the meaning of keeping a low profile. They are constantly on the move, and H-725's father has had to pick them out of a tight spot too many times already.

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Michele Lupo·DirectorMarcello Fondato·ScreenplayFrancesco Scardamaglia·ScreenplayFranco Di Giacomo·Director of PhotographyGuido De Angelis·Original Music ComposerEugenio Alabiso·Editor
Cast
Bud Spencer·Sheriff HallCary Guffey·H7-25Ferruccio Amendola·HowardClaudio Undari·Alien BossJohn Bartha·Police ChiefCarlo Reali·Lieutenant TurnerGiancarlo Bastianoni·One of the Brother's Dynamite / Masked Hooligan / AlienGiovanni Cianfriglia·AlienOttaviano Dell'Acqua·CopPaolo Figlia·One of the Brother's Dynamite
Full Crew
(20 credits)
Directing· 2
Michele Lupo·DirectorSalvatore Basile·Assistant Director
Writing· 4
Marcello Fondato·ScreenplayFrancesco Scardamaglia·ScreenplayMarcello Fondato·StoryFrancesco Scardamaglia·Story
Camera· 1
Franco Di Giacomo·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Eugenio Alabiso·Editor
Sound & Music· 2
Guido De Angelis·Original Music ComposerMaurizio De Angelis·Original Music Composer
Art & Design· 3
Walter Patriarca·Production DesignLuciano Sagoni·Costume DesignLuciano Giustini·Makeup Artist
Production· 6
Elio Scardamaglia·ProducerFrancesco Scardamaglia·Co-ProducerLucio Bompani·Production ManagerEnnio Di Meo·Production SupervisorMarcello Fondato·Co-ProducerArduino Mercuri·Production Supervisor
Other Departments· 1
Fausto De Lisio·Hair Designer
By the Numbers
70.6
OF 100
Master Score
5.8
OF 10
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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