HARDBODIES
“If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.”
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Full Crew(30 credits)
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“A woman in a white bikini is shown from the mid-chest down to the upper thighs. She is holding a tube of white cream in her right hand and squeezing it onto her”
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