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All the Vermeers in New York poster
B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 65.0 / 100
1990·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 27m

ALL THE VERMEERS IN NEW YORK

A parable of the missteps of life enacted in the hothouse world of late 1980’s New York, in which the art market and the stock market each boomed, and in process spawned a smorgasbord of “yuppie” delusions which still persist. Anna, a French actress studying in New York, crosses paths with a successful stock-broker, Mark, standing before a Vermeer portrait at the Metropolitan, thence ensues a peculiar romance of missed meanings and connections, with tangential asides to the steaming arts world and stock market, loft-mate conflicts, and, perhaps, love. Wrapped up in their blindered worlds, Anna and Mark deflect away from their chances, leaving at the conclusion the wistful face of Vermeer’s portrait enigmatically asking questions. All the Vermeers in New York is a comedy of manners which, as gently as a Vermeer, looks beneath the skin of this time and place, and of these characters.

Above the Line
Jon Jost·DirectorJon Jost·WriterJon Jost·Director of PhotographyJon A. English·Original Music ComposerJon Jost·Editor
Cast
Emmanuelle Chaulet·AnnaStephen Lack·MarkKatie Garner·Nicole (as Katherine Bean)Grace Phillips·FelicityLaurel Lee Kiefer·Ariel Ainsworth (as Laurel Kiefer)Gracie Mansion·Gallery OwnerGordon Joseph Weiss·GordonRoger Ruffin·Max
Full Crew
(11 credits)
Directing· 1
Jon Jost·Director
Writing· 1
Jon Jost·Writer
Camera· 2
Jon Jost·Director of PhotographyIan Teal·Key Grip
Editing· 1
Jon Jost·Editor
Sound & Music· 3
Jon A. English·Original Music ComposerJohn Murphy·Sound MixerJoe Romano·Sound Recordist
Production· 3
Henry S. Rosenthal·ProducerLindsay Law·Executive ProducerMolly Bradford·Production Manager
By the Numbers
65.0
OF 100
Master Score
6.4
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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Dominant Palette
3 colors
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Mood
Observant, Dramatic
Composition
Layered
Era
1990s
Visual Style
Photographic

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Key Elements
SunglassesUniform Jacket
Atmosphere
Bright
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Urban
Design Score
7/10
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