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MASTER SCORE 44.6 / 100
1996·Drama / Thriller·1h 33m

MASSEUSE

“Have you ever been rubbed the right way?”

Jack is a real scum-bag who is going to marry Kristy. He has a bad habit of sleeping with other women and stealing all of their money. Two weeks before their marriage, Kristy sees Jack having sex with their maid, Rosa. It turns out that he was threatening Rosa into having sex as well as his secretary, Diane. When he goes away on business, Kristy, Rosa, and Diane devise a way to get him back for all of the things he has put them through. They also decide to turn his house into a special massage parlor for a few nights so Kristy can try to make some of the money back that Jack stole from her.

Above the Line
Fred Olen Ray·DirectorSteve Armogida·ScreenplayMark Haggard·ScreenplayGary Graver·Director of PhotographyPaul Di Franco·MusicW. Peter Miller·Editor
Cast
Griffin Drew·KristyTim Abell·JackMonique Parent·J.J.Matt Tanner·ConnorAmy Rochelle·RosaGail Harris·DianeHoke Howell·HowardJohn Blyth Barrymore·Robert GlassBrinke Stevens·Hotel ManagerPeter Spellos·Pimp
Full Crew
(16 credits)
Directing· 3
Fred Olen Ray·DirectorCody Allen·First Assistant DirectorJennifer Steven·Second Assistant Director
Writing· 2
Steve Armogida·ScreenplayMark Haggard·Screenplay
Camera· 3
Gary Graver·Director of PhotographyThomas Vozza·Still PhotographerRoberto Correa·First Assistant Camera
Editing· 1
W. Peter Miller·Editor
Sound & Music· 1
Paul Di Franco·Music
Art & Design· 2
Tim Zeug·Production DesignHeidi Grotsky·Makeup Artist
Production· 3
Alan B. Bursteen·Executive ProducerCynthia H. Margulis·ProducerFred Olen Ray·Producer
Other Departments· 1
Ted T.E. Tunney·Gaffer
By the Numbers
44.6
OF 100
Master Score
3.5
OF 10
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Worldwide Gross
0
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