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C
Average
MASTER SCORE 47.6 / 100
2001·Comedy·1h 34m

TOTALLY BLONDE

“Is it true blondes have more fun? Like totally!”

A romantic dilemma arises for a woman after she jump-starts her love life by changing from brunette to blond.

Above the Line
Andrew Van Slee·DirectorAndrew Van Slee·ScreenplayJim Orr·Director of PhotographyMiles Hill·Original Music ComposerJoyce Brand·Editor
Cast
Krista Allen·Meg PetersMaeve Quinlan·Liv WatsonMichael Bublé·Van MartinBrody Hutzler·Brad WilsonMindy Sterling·RamonaCharlene Tilton·Blonde Scool DirectorMichael Cade·VicErin Carufel·MartinetteColin Mochrie·Vulcan / Agent / Comic / DrunkMichael Kagan·Alfred / Mountie / Minister
Full Crew
(16 credits)
Directing· 1
Andrew Van Slee·Director
Writing· 1
Andrew Van Slee·Screenplay
Camera· 1
Jim Orr·Director of Photography
Editing· 2
Joyce Brand·EditorJohn Rosenberg·Editor
Sound & Music· 3
Miles Hill·Original Music ComposerIan Putz·Original Music ComposerAndrew Van Slee·Music
Art & Design· 1
Chris Davis·Set Designer
Production· 7
Andrew Van Slee·ProducerRichard Naegele·Executive ProducerMaurice Smith·Executive ProducerJerold Franks·CastingSusan Van Slee·CastingPhilippe Denham·Line ProducerDoug Myrlie·Associate Producer
By the Numbers
47.6
OF 100
Master Score
3.8
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#FFFFFF
#3399FF
#FF3399
Mood
Playful, Cheerful, Vibrant
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Graphic Design

“A blonde woman with fair skin is depicted from the waist up, sitting and facing forward with her mouth open in a smile. She is wearing a blue spaghetti-strap dr”

comedyromance
Key Elements
Blue DressBrown High HeelsGold Bracelet
Atmosphere
Vibrant
Color Mood
Bright
Setting
Urban
Design Score
7/10
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