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Les convoyeurs attendent poster
B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 69.2 / 100
1999·Comedy / Drama·1h 34m

LES CONVOYEURS ATTENDENT

Roger Closset is a man who obviously loves his family, though that doesn't always make them feel better. Dad is an obsessive type with a short fuse and a long list of curious ideas, and his wife and children must often bear the brunt of his eccentricities. Roger works as a reporter, a job he doesn't like which doesn't pay especially well, either. One day, Roger learns an area business association is sponsoring a contest for a family that can break a world record, with the grand prize being a new car. Suddenly, Roger gets a brainstorm -- if his son can open and shut a door 40,000 times in 24 hours, the car will be theirs. 15-year-old Michel, however, is not at all happy to have been drafted into this new responsibility, especially when dad builds a practice door in the backyard and finds a trainer to teach Michel how to open and close it with greatest efficiency.

Above the Line
Benoît Mariage·DirectorEmmanuelle Bada·WriterJean-Luc Seigle·WriterPhilippe Guilbert·Director of PhotographyPhilippe Bourgueil·Editor
Cast
Benoît Poelvoorde·RogerMorgane Simon·LouiseBouli Lanners·L'entraîneurDominique Baeyens·MadeleinePhilippe Grand'Henry·FélixJean-François Devigne·MichelLisa Lacroix·JocelynePhilippe Nahon·Le responsable
Full Crew
(7 credits)
Directing· 1
Benoît Mariage·Director
Writing· 3
Emmanuelle Bada·WriterJean-Luc Seigle·WriterBenoît Mariage·Writer
Camera· 1
Philippe Guilbert·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Philippe Bourgueil·Editor
Production· 1
Dominique Janne·Producer
By the Numbers
69.2
OF 100
Master Score
6.8
OF 10
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