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On the Nose poster
B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 55.8 / 100
2001·Comedy / Fantasy·1h 44m

ON THE NOSE

Robbie Coltrane stars as Delaney, a university janitor and reformed gambler whose past habits come back to haunt him. Having squandered the savings set aside for his daughter’s education through ill-judged horse-race bets, Delaney has promised his wife to give up gambling for good. But when his daughter Sinead is accepted into Trinity College in Ireland and the tuition money is suddenly needed, desperation sets in. While carrying out his duties at the university, Delaney makes an extraordinary discovery: the preserved head of an Aboriginal tribesman which, under the right conditions, can accurately predict racehorse winners. As Delaney is tempted back into gambling to secure his daughter’s future, he must fend off the mob and a determined representative from an Australian university intent on reclaiming the head and returning it home, pushing Delaney’s morality, resolve, and luck to their absolute limits.

Above the Line
David Caffrey·DirectorTony Philpott·WriterJames Jandrisch·Music ArrangerRoger Mattiussi·Editor
Cast
Dan Aykroyd·Dr. Barry DavisRobbie Coltrane·DelaneyBrenda Blethyn·Mrs. DelaneyTony Briggs·Michael MillerJim Norton·Patrick CassidySinéad Keenan·Sinead DelaneyCathy Murphy·DoloresZara Turner·Carol LenahanDon BakerLaurence Kinlan
Full Crew
(10 credits)
Directing· 1
David Caffrey·Director
Writing· 1
Tony Philpott·Writer
Editing· 1
Roger Mattiussi·Editor
Sound & Music· 1
James Jandrisch·Music Arranger
Production· 5
Scott Kennedy·ProducerTristan Lynch·ProducerBill Thumm·Executive ProducerWilliam Turner·Executive ProducerJennifer Moore·Co-Producer
Other Departments· 1
Paul Sarossy·Cinematography
By the Numbers
55.8
OF 100
Master Score
5.8
OF 10
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