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B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 68.7 / 100
2003·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 35m

PHILEINE SAYS SORRY

Gorgeous Dutch youngster Max has two passions, acting and girls. The first becomes his brilliant career, which takes off so well he gets invited to a prestigious New York theatre course for a year. But since he met fickle bitch Phileine in an Utrecht park, his flirting life is cut short while she cruelly plays with his feelings rather then his horny body. After refusing to follow him, she turns up uninvited later and still acts jealous and possessive. Grief follows for everyone, working up to a convoluted finale.

Above the Line
Robert Jan Westdijk·DirectorRobert Jan Westdijk·WriterRonald Giphart·NovelBert Pot·Director of PhotographyRichard Cameron·Original Music ComposerPeter Alderliesten·Editor
Cast
Kim van Kooten·PhileineMichiel Huisman·MaxTara Elders·LalaKenan Raven·LTMads Wittermans·ChristiaanLeona Philippo·JoanneLiesbeth Kamerling·FleurRoeland Fernhout·JulesKürt Rogiers·ReginaldHadewych Minis·Gulpje
Full Crew
(17 credits)
Directing· 1
Robert Jan Westdijk·Director
Writing· 2
Robert Jan Westdijk·WriterRonald Giphart·Novel
Camera· 1
Bert Pot·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Peter Alderliesten·Editor
Sound & Music· 2
René Overhorst·MusicRichard Cameron·Original Music Composer
Art & Design· 4
Dimitri Merkoulov·Production DesignMariella Kallenberg·Costume DesignRay Fisher·LeadmanMonique Mierop·Makeup Designer
Production· 6
San Fu Maltha·ProducerJeroen Beker·ProducerFrans van Gestel·ProducerJudy Maat·Line ProducerZachary Mortensen·Line ProducerAnneke Assen·Assistant Production Manager
By the Numbers
68.7
OF 100
Master Score
6.0
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#800000
#F0F8FF
#FFD700
Mood
Playful, Chaotic, Romantic
Composition
Layered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“A man with curly brown hair in a dark suit carries a woman with short brown hair over his shoulder, both looking forward with open mouths. They are positioned a”

comedyromance
Key Elements
Devil Horn SymbolYellow Taxis
Atmosphere
Vibrant
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Urban
Design Score
7/10
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