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MASTER SCORE 52.9 / 100
2004·Comedy / Drama / TV Movie·1h 30m

THE RANCH

“Their stories are different... but their profession is the same.”

A comedy drama about a few days in the lives of a group of "working girls" in Reno, Nevada. “The Ranch” is a legally operated brothel that operates under the careful watch of state health inspectors (who insist on weekly medical check-ups) and the semi-benevolent leadership of Mary, the manager. While the women on staff don't have to dodge the law like their comrades elsewhere, that doesn't mean they don't have their problems.

Above the Line
Susan Seidelman·DirectorLisa Melamed·WriterJohn Thomas·Director of PhotographyNathan Larson·Original Music ComposerKeiko Deguchi·Editor
Cast
Jennifer Aspen·ShaynaJessica Collins·KimSamantha Ferris·TaylorNicki Micheaux·VelvetPaige Moss·Rickie LeeTy Olsson·Other DavidBonnie Root·EmilyCarly Pope·Beth AnnAmy Madigan·Mary LarkinChad Faust·Scotty
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 3
Susan Seidelman·DirectorNico Sachse·First Assistant DirectorCatherine Kretz·Second Assistant Director
Writing· 1
Lisa Melamed·Writer
Camera· 1
John Thomas·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Keiko Deguchi·Editor
Sound & Music· 8
Nathan Larson·MusicNathan Larson·Original Music ComposerSteve Foster·Sound Re-Recording MixerBrandon Walker·Sound SupervisorJames Porteous·Sound Re-Recording MixerSean Kelly·Sound EditorMark Shnuriwsky·Sound EditorLars Ekstrom·Sound Mixer
Art & Design· 3
David Fischer·Production DesignDon MacAulay·Art DirectionLorraine Carson·Costume Design
Production· 9
Gary Barber·Executive ProducerRoger Birnbaum·Executive ProducerStuart Birnbaum·Executive ProducerLisa Melamed·Executive ProducerGinger Sledge·ProducerScott Cooper·Co-ProducerMary Vernieu·CastingFelicia Fasano·CastingRose Lam·Executive In Charge Of Production
Other Departments· 4
Owen Walstrom·Stunt CoordinatorEd Anders·StuntsJames Ralph·StuntsScott Nicholson·Stunts
By the Numbers
52.9
OF 100
Master Score
5.2
OF 10
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