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Rembrandt poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 47.5 / 100
2002·Action / Comedy / Crime·1h 49m

REMBRANDT

“They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it”

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Above the Line
Jannik Johansen·DirectorAnders Thomas Jensen·ScreenplayJannik Johansen·ScreenplayEric Kress·Director of PhotographyAntony Genn·Original Music ComposerPer K. Kirkegaard·Editor
Cast
Lars Brygmann·MickJakob Cedergren·TomNikolaj Coster-Waldau·KennethNicolas Bro·JimmySonja Richter·TrineSøren Pilmark·BækGordon Kennedy·ChristianPaprika Steen·CharlotteUlf Pilgaard·FlemmingThomas W. Gabrielsson·Erik
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 4
Jannik Johansen·DirectorEigil Jacobsen·First Assistant DirectorNiels Pedersen·Second Assistant DirectorStine Monty Freddie·Script Supervisor
Writing· 2
Anders Thomas Jensen·ScreenplayJannik Johansen·Screenplay
Camera· 5
Eric Kress·Director of PhotographyEric Kress·Camera OperatorClaus Rosenløv Jensen·Camera OperatorSøren Pedersen·Clapper LoaderRolf Konow·Still Photographer
Editing· 2
Per K. Kirkegaard·EditorAnja Farsig·Editor
Sound & Music· 4
Antony Genn·Original Music ComposerJeremy Price·Sound DesignerNino Jacobsen·Sound EditorMorten Degnbol·Sound
Art & Design· 5
Peter De Neergaard·Production DesignManon Rasmussen·Key CostumerRikke Korfix·CostumerLis Louis·Key Makeup ArtistSoile Ludjoi·Makeup Artist
Production· 8
Thomas Gammeltoft·ProducerLene Bausager·ProducerLene Bausager·Co-ProducerChristel C.D. Karlsen·Line ProducerClaus Willadsen·Production ManagerJanni Helleskov·Location CoordinatorWinnie Li·Production CoordinatorJoan Koberg·Production Assistant
By the Numbers
47.5
OF 100
Master Score
6.3
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$59K
ROI -98%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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Poster DNA

THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Rembrandt's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#828C82
#004D66
#FFFFFF
Mood
Dramatic, Intense, Mysterious
Composition
Layered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“The poster is divided into several rectangular and square panels against a solid grey-green background. The largest panel on the left shows a man in profile, lo”

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Key Elements
HandgunFramed PaintingBurning Barrel
Atmosphere
Gritty
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Urban
Design Score
7/10
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