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Not Here to Be Loved poster
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Excellent
MASTER SCORE 72.6 / 100
2005·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 33m

NOT HERE TO BE LOVED

Jean-Claude Delsart, a 50 years-old bailiff, with his worn-out smile and heart, abandoned a long time ago the idea that life could give him pleasures. Until the day, he dares to push the doors of a tango lesson...

Above the Line
Stéphane Brizé·DirectorStéphane Brizé·ScreenplayJuliette Sales·ScreenplayClaude Garnier·Director of PhotographyEduardo Makaroff·Original Music ComposerAnne Klotz·Editor
Cast
Patrick Chesnais·Jean-ClaudeAnne Consigny·FrançoiseGeorges Wilson·Père de Jean-ClaudeLionel Abelanski·Thierry, Fiancé de FrançoiseCyril Couton·Jean-Yves, Fils de Jean-ClaudeGeneviève Mnich·Mère de FrançoiseHélène Alexandridis·Soeur de FrançoiseAnne Benoît·La secrétaireOlivier Claverie·Le dragueur cours de tangoStéphan Wojtowicz·Le médecin
Full Crew
(13 credits)
Directing· 1
Stéphane Brizé·Director
Writing· 2
Stéphane Brizé·ScreenplayJuliette Sales·Screenplay
Camera· 1
Claude Garnier·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Anne Klotz·Editor
Sound & Music· 3
Eduardo Makaroff·Original Music ComposerChristoph H. Müller·Original Music ComposerXavier Griette·Sound Designer
Art & Design· 2
Valérie Saradjian·Production DesignAnn Dunsford·Costume Design
Production· 3
Miléna Poylo·ProducerGilles Sacuto·ProducerBrigitte Moidon·Casting
By the Numbers
72.6
OF 100
Master Score
7.1
OF 10
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#800000
#333333
#FFFFFF
Mood
Intimate, Dramatic, Romantic
Composition
Layered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“The poster features a close-up of an older man and a younger woman embracing, looking at each other with serious expressions. Above them, against a red backgrou”

romancedrama
Atmosphere
Warm
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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