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Four Eyed Monsters poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 54.9 / 100
2005·Comedy / Drama / Fantasy·1h 25m

FOUR EYED MONSTERS

“Four glittering eyes, two pink mouths, and eight limbs wrapped around itself taking up two seats on the subway.”

Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bs small talk.

Above the Line
Susan Buice, Arin Crumley·DirectorSusan Buice·WriterArin Crumley·WriterArin Crumley·Director of PhotographyArin Crumley·Original Music ComposerSusan Buice·Editor
Cast
Susan Buice·SusanArin Crumley·ArinBrad Calcaterra·Studio Vermont founderLindsey Andersen·Couple on subwayJulia Ann Ames·Laundromat Fantasy GirlYuan-Kwan Chan·ModelLucie Cuadrado·Attractive woman in streetAubrey Plaza·Girl on subway
Full Crew
(10 credits)
Directing· 2
Susan Buice·DirectorArin Crumley·Director
Writing· 2
Susan Buice·WriterArin Crumley·Writer
Camera· 1
Arin Crumley·Director of Photography
Editing· 2
Susan Buice·EditorArin Crumley·Editor
Sound & Music· 1
Arin Crumley·Original Music Composer
Production· 2
Susan Buice·ProducerArin Crumley·Producer
By the Numbers
54.9
OF 100
Master Score
6.2
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$245K
ROI -2%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#992222
#000000
#FFFFFF
Mood
Melancholy
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Graphic Design

“The movie poster features a black and white image of a person with pale skin and dark hair, partially obscured by a black tree-like shape with numerous branches”

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Key Elements
Tree BranchesHandSuit
Atmosphere
Muted
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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