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Small Town Folk poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 49.2 / 100
2007·Comedy / Fantasy / Horror·1h 28m

SMALL TOWN FOLK

“Welcome to Grockleton...death awaits you.”

High above the tiny hamlet of Grockleton stands Beesley Manor, home to the ominous Landlord and his...shall we say, genetically ambiguent...minions, including Pooch, a cross-eyed marksman, and Dobbin, who likes to drink gasoline. The Landlord keeps a watchful eye over his domain, brutally dispatching any strangers who enter - except for females he needs to (involuntarily) sire a Beesley heir...When three unsuspecting travelers arrive, the Landlord plans to make two of them his trophies and the other his bride...unless they can beat him at his own game.

Above the Line
Peter Stanley-Ward·DirectorDan Palmer·Writer
Cast
Chris R. Wright·The LandlordWarwick Davis·Knackerman #2Dan Palmer·DobbinSimon Stanley-Ward·MarcusGreg Martin·JonHannah Flint·SusanHoward Lew Lewis·Knackerman #1Jon Nicholas·PoochBen Richards·PikeSophie Rundle·Heather
Full Crew
(3 credits)
Directing· 1
Peter Stanley-Ward·Director
Writing· 1
Dan Palmer·Writer
Other Departments· 1
Chris R. Wright·Additional Writing
By the Numbers
49.2
OF 100
Master Score
3.2
OF 10
IMDb
—
CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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Poster DNA

THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Small Town Folk's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#1A0D0D
#8C6B3D
#6B1A1A
Mood
Creepy, Menacing, Horror
Composition
Diagonal
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“The poster features a dark background with five rusty, blood-stained pitchfork tines angled diagonally from the top left to the bottom right, creating vertical ”

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Key Elements
Pitchfork TinesBlood StainsSack MaskWelding MaskGogglesCaps
Atmosphere
Dark, Gritty
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
None Visible
Design Score
7/10
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