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I Hate Valentine's Day poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 51.9 / 100
2009·Comedy / Romance·1h 38m

I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY

A love story set in Manhattan, where a florist who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

Above the Line
Nia Vardalos·DirectorNia Vardalos·ScreenplayBen Zook·StoryBrian Pryzpek·Director of PhotographyKeith Power·Original Music ComposerTony Lombardo·Editor
Cast
Nia Vardalos·Genevieve GernierJohn Corbett·Greg GatlinJason Mantzoukas·Brian BlowdellJudah Friedlander·Dan O'FinnZoe Kazan·Tammy GreenwoodStephen Guarino·BillAmir Arison·BobGary Wilmes·CalMike Starr·JohnRachel Dratch·Kathy Jeemy
Full Crew
(12 credits)
Directing· 1
Nia Vardalos·Director
Writing· 3
Nia Vardalos·ScreenplayBen Zook·StoryStephen David·Story
Camera· 1
Brian Pryzpek·Director of Photography
Editing· 2
Tony Lombardo·EditorSteve Edwards·Editor
Sound & Music· 1
Keith Power·Original Music Composer
Production· 4
Jason Shuman·ProducerWilliam Sherak·ProducerMadeleine Sherak·ProducerTodd M. Thaler·Casting
By the Numbers
51.9
OF 100
Master Score
4.7
OF 10
IMDb
19%
CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$4M
ROI 41%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind I Hate Valentine's Day's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#FFFFFF
#A9A9A9
#2F4F4F
Mood
Romantic, Comedic
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“A man and a woman stand on a white background. The woman is on the left, wearing a black dress, red jacket, and black boots. The man is on the right, wearing a ”

romancecomedy
Key Elements
RosesGift BoxBucketDressJacketJeans
Atmosphere
Bright
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
None Visible
Design Score
7/10
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