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We're All Christs poster
A
Excellent
MASTER SCORE 75.0 / 100
2006·Drama·1h 47m

WE'RE ALL CHRISTS

Adaś Miauczyński, a Polish intellectual, has severe alcohol problems which affect his relationship with his son Sylwek.

Above the Line
Marek Koterski·DirectorMarek Koterski·ScreenplayEdward Kłosiński·Director of PhotographyJerzy Satanowski·MusicEwa Smal·Editor
Cast
Marek Kondrat·Me (55 Years Old)Michał Koterski·Sylwuś MiauczyńskiAndrzej Chyra·Me (33 Years Old)Janina Traczykówna·Adaś's MotherMałgorzata Bogdańska·Beata Chałkowska-MiauczyńskaTomasz Sapryk·Security AngelMarcin Dorociński·Angel of EvilBożena Adamek·Adaś's Mother (Middle Aged)Jerzy Bończak·Homeless ManMarta Chodorowska·Beata Chałkowska-Miauczyńska (Young)
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 4
Marek Koterski·DirectorMałgorzata Adamska·Assistant DirectorBruno Borchólski·Assistant DirectorSylwia Krebs·Assistant Director
Writing· 1
Marek Koterski·Screenplay
Camera· 9
Edward Kłosiński·Director of PhotographyŁukasz Huptyś·OtherSławomir Grinka·Assistant CameraPaweł Leśniewski·Assistant CameraMichał Nowakowski·Camera OperatorAndrzej Glacel·Steadicam OperatorMateusz Ostrowski·Assistant CameraMaciej Kowalski·Steadicam OperatorDominik Słomiński·Assistant Camera
Editing· 3
Ewa Smal·EditorKamil Rutkowski·Online EditorAleksandra Kraus·Color Grading
Sound & Music· 3
Jerzy Satanowski·MusicMaria Chilarecka·SoundAleksander Musiałowski·Sound
Art & Design· 7
Przemysław Kowalski·Production DesignJustyna Stolarz·Costume DesignMagdalena Biedrzycka·Costume DesignKatarzyna Twardoch·Makeup ArtistIzabela Andrys·Makeup ArtistZbigniew Tomaszewski·Assistant Production DesignMaria Kostrzewska-Baron·Set Decoration
Production· 2
Włodzimierz Otulak·ProducerPiotr Śnieg·Production Manager
Other Departments· 1
Janusz Pawłowski·Generator Operator
By the Numbers
75.0
OF 100
Master Score
7.2
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind We're All Christs's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#4A3D2E
#7E6A4B
#2D2D2D
Mood
Somber, Reflective
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“The poster features a close-up portrait of an older man with short, dark hair and a serious expression, wearing a crown of thorns on his head. He is dressed in ”

dramareligious
Key Elements
Crown Of Thorns
Atmosphere
Gritty, Warm
Color Mood
Warm
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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