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C
Average
MASTER SCORE 46.3 / 100
2008·Comedy / Romance / Sport·1h 27m

THE LOVE GURU

“His karma is huge.”

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Above the Line
Marco Schnabel·DirectorGraham Gordy·ScreenplayMike Myers·ScreenplayPeter Deming·Director of PhotographyGeorge S. Clinton·Original Music ComposerLee Haxall·Editor
Cast
Mike Myers·Guru PitkaJessica Alba·Jane BullardJustin Timberlake·Jacques "Le Coq" GrandéRomany Malco·Darren RoanokeMeagan Good·PrudenceJohn Oliver·Dick PantsVerne Troyer·Coach Punch CherkovManu Narayan·RajneeshStephen Colbert·Jay KellJim Gaffigan·Trent Lueders
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 4
Marco Schnabel·DirectorSamantha Armstrong·Script SupervisorJeff J.J. Authors·First Assistant DirectorPenny Charter·Second Assistant Director
Writing· 2
Graham Gordy·ScreenplayMike Myers·Screenplay
Camera· 3
Peter Deming·Director of PhotographyMark Willis·"A" Camera OperatorJohn Harper·First Assistant "B" Camera
Editing· 3
Lee Haxall·EditorGregory Perler·EditorBilly Weber·Editor
Sound & Music· 3
George S. Clinton·Original Music ComposerJohn Houlihan·Music SupervisorGavin Coford·Boom Operator
Art & Design· 6
Karen Patch·Costume DesignCharles Wood·Production DesignDavid G. Fremlin·Art DirectionGordon Sim·Set DecorationEugene McCarthy·Property MasterBurton J. LeBlanc·Makeup Artist
Production· 7
Michael De Luca·ProducerRoger Birnbaum·Executive ProducerMike Myers·ProducerGary Barber·Executive ProducerDonald J. Lee Jr.·Executive ProducerRamona Diaz Sanchez·Production SupervisorJosh Bratman·Co-Producer
Other Departments· 2
Maria Belperio·SeamstressTeresa Buccione·Hairstylist
By the Numbers
46.3
OF 100
Master Score
3.8
OF 10
IMDb
13%
CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$41M
ROI -34%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind The Love Guru's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#0099FF
#804000
#FFCC00
Mood
Quirky, Comedic, Intriguing
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“A man with long dark hair, a full beard, and a handlebar mustache is centered in the frame, looking directly at the viewer with wide eyes. He holds a single yel”

comedy
Key Elements
Yellow FlowerYellow PetalBeaded NecklaceGold Ring
Atmosphere
Vibrant
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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