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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 54.4 / 100
2009·Comedy / Horror·1h 29m

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE UNDEAD

“Death. It's not for everyone.”

Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!

Above the Line
Jordan Galland·DirectorJordan Galland·WriterChristopher LaVasseur·Director of PhotographySean Ono Lennon·Musician
Cast
Jake Hoffman·Julian MarshDevon Aoki·AnnaGeneva Carr·Charlotte LawrenceKris Lemche·VinceJohn Ventimiglia·Theo Horace / HoratioWaris Ahluwalia·Hugo PepperAzie Tesfai·ZadeskaCarmen Goodine·LyubaRalph Macchio·Bobby BianchiJoey Kern·Hamlet
Full Crew
(4 credits)
Directing· 1
Jordan Galland·Director
Writing· 1
Jordan Galland·Writer
Camera· 1
Christopher LaVasseur·Director of Photography
Sound & Music· 1
Sean Ono Lennon·Musician
By the Numbers
54.4
OF 100
Master Score
5.0
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
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Mood
Mysterious, Macabre, Theatrical
Composition
Centered
Era
Retro
Visual Style
Illustrated

“The poster features a central figure holding two skulls aloft, flanked by two long-haired figures in robes. Above them, two theatrical masks, one smiling and on”

horrorcomedyfantasy
Key Elements
Two Theatrical MasksRed Stage CurtainsThree Human Skulls
Atmosphere
Dark
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Fantasy
Design Score
7/10
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