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A
Excellent
MASTER SCORE 70.7 / 100
2008·Comedy / Documentary / Drama·1h 1m

I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW

“Two individuals, Jeff and Kelly, claim to be in love with the 80's pop singer Tiffany.”

Every celebrity deals with his or her share of obsessed fans. "I Think We're Alone Now" is a documentary that focuses on two individuals, Jeff and Kelly, who claim to be in love with the 80's pop singer Tiffany. Jeff Turner, a 50-year-old man from Santa Cruz, California has attended Tiffany concerts since 1988. Diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, he never had a girlfriend. Jeff spends his days hanging out on the streets of Santa Cruz, striking up conversations with anyone who has a moment to spare. Kelly McCormick is a 38-year-old intersex woman from Denver, Colorado, who claims to have been friends with Tiffany as a teenager. She credits Tiffany as the shining star who has motivated her to do everything in her life. Both Jeff and Kelly have been labeled stalkers by the media and other Tiffany fans. This film takes you inside the lonely lives these two characters, revealing the source of their clinging obsessions...

Above the Line
Sean Donnelly·DirectorSean Donnelly·WriterSean Donnelly·Additional CameraPalo Colorado·MusicSean Donnelly·Editor
Cast
Jeff Turner·himselfKelly McCormick·HimselfTiffany·herself
Full Crew
(18 credits)
Directing· 1
Sean Donnelly·Director
Writing· 1
Sean Donnelly·Writer
Camera· 4
Sean Donnelly·Additional CameraEugene Park·Additional PhotographyJordy Cohen·Additional CameraAriel Schulman·Additional Camera
Editing· 3
Sean Donnelly·EditorPhil Buccellato·EditorDave Reaves·Assistant Editor
Sound & Music· 5
Palo Colorado·MusicAlessandro Minoli·MusicCyrus Shahmir·MusicCharlie Tighe·SoundMalcolm Francis·Music Supervisor
Production· 3
Phil Buccellato·ProducerSean Donnelly·ProducerJordy Cohen·Producer
Other Departments· 1
Phil Buccellato·Cinematography
By the Numbers
70.7
OF 100
Master Score
6.7
OF 10
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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Dominant Palette
3 colors
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Mood
Eerie, Isolated
Composition
Layered
Era
2010s
Visual Style
Illustrated

“The movie poster features two faces at the top, a man with a dark beard and a teal-toned face looking up, and a woman with blonde hair that appears to be on fir”

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Key Elements
GoldfishCarsRoadFire
Atmosphere
Vibrant
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Rural
Design Score
7/10
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