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C
Average
MASTER SCORE 44.8 / 100
2010·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 38m

MEET MONICA VELOUR

“Fantasy meets reality”

For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.

Above the Line
Keith Bearden·DirectorKeith Bearden·WriterMasanobu Takayanagi·Director of PhotographyAndrew Hollander·Original Music ComposerNaomi Geraghty·Editor
Cast
Kim Cattrall·Linda RomanoliDustin Ingram·TobeBrian Dennehy·Pop PopJee Young Han·AmandaDaniel Yelsky·KennyKeith David·ClaudeSam McMurray·RonnieElizabeth Shapiro·SnickersJamie Tisdale·Young MonicaGracie Rose·Kayla
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 2
Keith Bearden·DirectorElisa Forni·Script Supervisor
Writing· 1
Keith Bearden·Writer
Camera· 2
Masanobu Takayanagi·Director of PhotographyKim C. Simms·Still Photographer
Editing· 1
Naomi Geraghty·Editor
Sound & Music· 10
Andrew Hollander·Original Music ComposerSeason Kent·Music SupervisorDavid Briggs·ADR EditorCate Montana·ADR EditorNathan Lindsey·ADR RecordistLewis Goldstein·Sound Re-Recording MixerRusty Dunn·Sound Effects EditorRusty Dunn·Sound DesignerLewis Goldstein·Supervising Sound EditorRobert Sharman·Sound Mixer
Art & Design· 7
Rebecca Gregg·Costume DesignLou A. Trabbie III·Production DesignAlison Ford·Art DirectionEleanor Sabaduquia·Makeup Department HeadPaulette Georges·Art Department CoordinatorScott Nifong·Property MasterLou A. Trabbie III·Set Decoration
Production· 7
Gary Gilbert·ProducerJordan Horowitz·ProducerPaul Schnee·CastingShauna Bogetz·Co-ProducerKerry Barden·CastingMichael R. Williams·Line ProducerErnest Belding·Location Manager
By the Numbers
44.8
OF 100
Master Score
5.8
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$33K
ROI -99%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Meet Monica Velour's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#8B0000
#FFFFFF
#D2B48C
Mood
Sultry
Composition
Centered
Era
2000s
Visual Style
Photographic

“The movie poster features a woman with blonde hair sitting on a red stool on a stage. She is wearing a white lingerie-style outfit and holding a white stocking.”

romance
Key Elements
StoolStockingLingerieCurtain
Atmosphere
Warm
Color Mood
Warm
Setting
Indoor
Design Score
7/10
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