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The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic poster
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MASTER SCORE 76.0 / 100
2021·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 22m

THE BLIND MAN WHO DID NOT WANT TO SEE TITANIC

Jaakko and Sirpa have never met face to face, but talk on the phone every day. When Jaakko hears news about Sirpa's declining health, he decides to go meet her in another city. It's not the easiest decision, because he's blind and paralyzed from the chest down - and he has to make the journey alone. To get there, Jaakko must rely on the help of five strangers. What could go wrong?

Above the Line
Teemu Nikki·DirectorTeemu Nikki·WriterSari Aaltonen·Director of PhotographyHeikki Kossi·Sound DesignerJussi Sandhu·Editor
Cast
Petri Poikolainen·JaakkoMarjaana Maijala·SirpaHannamaija Nikander·Wilkes / RatchedMatti Onnismaa·DadSamuli Jaskio·Mr. ScorpionsRami Rusinen·ApplicantLassi Poikolainen·Runner / GuardKimmo Vehviläinen·Radio HostSuvi Hartlin·Radio HostMinttu Mustakallio·Neighbour
Full Crew
(29 credits)
Directing· 1
Teemu Nikki·Director
Writing· 1
Teemu Nikki·Writer
Camera· 4
Sari Aaltonen·Director of PhotographyMikko Soukkala·GripJussi Sandhu·Digital Imaging TechnicianSamuli Pyykkönen·Grip
Editing· 3
Jussi Sandhu·EditorPetri Falkenberg·ColoristAda Pajari·Assistant Editor
Sound & Music· 11
Heikki Kossi·Sound DesignerSami Kiiski·Sound DesignerSami Kiiski·Production Sound MixerRoope Mantere·Production Sound MixerPeter Albrechtsen·Sound Re-Recording MixerHeikki Kossi·Foley ArtistPietu Korhonen·Sound EditorPeter Albrechtsen·Sound EditorMikkel Nielsen·Sound EditorPietu Korhonen·Foley EditorAnne Tolkkinen·Foley Editor
Art & Design· 1
Fanny Heinonen·Makeup Artist
Production· 6
Teemu Nikki·ProducerJani Pösö·ProducerAino Suvanto·Production CoordinatorTuula Nikkola·Line ProducerNiina Virtanen·Co-ProducerPasi Hakkio·Co-Producer
Other Departments· 2
Erika Säilynkangas·Production InternMikko Soukkala·Gaffer
By the Numbers
76.0
OF 100
Master Score
7.4
OF 10
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