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Vampires poster
B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 62.3 / 100
2010·Comedy / Fantasy / Horror·1h 28m

VAMPIRES

Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.

Above the Line
Vincent Lannoo·DirectorVincent Lannoo·WriterFrédérique Broos·WriterVincent Vangelder·Director of PhotographyFrédérique Broos·Editor
Cast
Carlo Ferrante·GeorgeVera Van Dooren·BerthaPierre Lognay·SamsonFleur Lise Heuet·GrâceBénédicte Bantuelle·La viandeBaptiste Sornin·BienvenuSelma Alaoui·ElisabethArnaud Maillard·StevePaul Ahmarani·AdélardJulien Doré·Jean-Paul
Full Crew
(6 credits)
Directing· 1
Vincent Lannoo·Director
Writing· 2
Vincent Lannoo·WriterFrédérique Broos·Writer
Camera· 1
Vincent Vangelder·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Frédérique Broos·Editor
Production· 1
John Engel·Producer
By the Numbers
62.3
OF 100
Master Score
6.2
OF 10
IMDb
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Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#FFFFFF
#000000
#E699B3
Mood
Playful, Dark, Quirky
Composition
Centered
Era
1990s
Visual Style
Graphic Design

“The image features the word "VAMPIRES" in a bold, handwritten-style black font against a plain white background. The letter "I" in "VAMPIRES" is replaced by a s”

horror
Key Elements
Pink CoffinSign
Atmosphere
Bright
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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