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Bienvenue à bord poster
C
Average
MASTER SCORE 54.1 / 100
2011·Comedy·1h 35m

BIENVENUE À BORD

Isabelle, HR of a large cruise company, made the mistake of choosing her boss as a lover. Before embarking on the maiden voyage of the new flagship of the fleet, though, he decided to disembark from their relationship! Some women take their revenge by poison, firearm, or slander. Isabelle chooses Remy a flamboyant, unemployed ne'er-do-well who flunked out in life on land, but after all is said and done, might have better luck at sea... She recruits him as leader of her plot and on this Palace of the Seas, Remy will first prove to be the worst nightmare of the CEO and Richard, the Cruise Director...then, little by little, he will change his life and that of all those who cross his path...

Above the Line
Eric Lavaine·DirectorHéctor Cabello Reyes·WriterEric Lavaine·IdeaStéphane Le Parc·Director of PhotographyJean-Michel Bernard·Original Music ComposerVincent Zuffranieri·Editor
Cast
Franck Dubosc·Rémy PasquierValérie Lemercier·IsabelleGérard Darmon·Richard MorenaLuisa Ranieri·Margarita CavallieriLionnel Astier·Jérôme BerthelotElisa Servier·Caroline BerthelotPhilippe Lellouche·WilliamJean-Michel Lahmi·Le pointilleuxJoniece Jamison·Elle-même / chanteuse soûl lors de la soirée du commandantGuilaine Londez·La pointilleuse
Full Crew
(18 credits)
Directing· 1
Eric Lavaine·Director
Writing· 2
Héctor Cabello Reyes·WriterEric Lavaine·Idea
Camera· 1
Stéphane Le Parc·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Vincent Zuffranieri·Editor
Sound & Music· 2
Jean-Michel Bernard·Original Music ComposerGadou Naudin·Foley Artist
Art & Design· 5
Sandrine Jarron·Production DesignNadia Chmilevsky·Costume DesignCamille Bougon-Pigneul·Set DecorationEmilie Bourdet·Makeup ArtistMarie-Anne Hum·Makeup Artist
Production· 6
François Cornuau·ProducerRomain Le Grand·ProducerEric Mathis·Executive ProducerMichele Petternella·Executive ProducerVincent Roget·ProducerFany Touya-Calmon·Casting
By the Numbers
54.1
OF 100
Master Score
5.5
OF 10
IMDb
—
CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
$10M
ROI -17%
Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

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Dominant Palette
3 colors
#2080C0
#FFFFFF
#D03030
Mood
Lighthearted, Comedic
Composition
Centered
Era
2010s
Visual Style
Photographic

“A movie poster features three individuals standing on what appears to be a cruise ship deck, with a bright blue sky and ocean in the background. A man with gray”

comedyromance
Key Elements
Walkie TalkieName TagWatchEpauletsBadge
Atmosphere
Bright
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Ocean
Design Score
7/10
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