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Dear God No! poster
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Average
MASTER SCORE 54.6 / 100
2011·Comedy / Horror·1h 21m

DEAR GOD NO!

“When the blood begins to flow.... who will be left to scream.”

A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.

Above the Line
James Bickert·DirectorJames Bickert·WriterJonathan Hilton·Director of PhotographyAdam McIntyre·Original Music ComposerJames Bickert·Editor
Cast
Jett Bryant·JettMadeline Brumby·Edna MarcoPaul McComiskey·Dr. MarcoOlivia LaCroix·Evelyn MarcoShane Morton·RandalJohnny Collins·CollinsNik Morgan·SpyderJames Bickert·JimboRachelle Lynn·Laura / Nun 1Heath Street·Todd
Full Crew
(23 credits)
Directing· 1
James Bickert·Director
Writing· 1
James Bickert·Writer
Camera· 2
Jonathan Hilton·Director of PhotographyDave Osborne·Director of Photography
Editing· 3
James Bickert·EditorRusty Stache·EditorJackson Nash·Editor
Sound & Music· 3
Adam McIntyre·Original Music ComposerBryan G. Malone·Original Music ComposerRichard Davis·Original Music Composer
Art & Design· 1
Shane Morton·Art Direction
Production· 12
Nik Morgan·Executive ProducerBryan G. Malone·ProducerJohnny Collins·ProducerOlivia LaCroix·ProducerShane Morton·Executive ProducerDusty Booze·ProducerJett Bryant·ProducerJonathan Hilton·ProducerNick Hood·ProducerJames Bickert·Executive ProducerMichelle McCall·ProducerLisa Williams·Producer
By the Numbers
54.6
OF 100
Master Score
3.8
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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Poster DNA

THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Dear God No!'s key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
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#A52A2A
Mood
Violent, Chaotic
Composition
Centered
Era
1970s
Visual Style
Illustrated

“The movie poster features a chaotic scene dominated by red and black hues. In the center, a bearded man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket sits astride a mot”

horror
Key Elements
MotorcycleGunsMonsterBlood
Atmosphere
Gritty, Dark
Color Mood
Warm
Setting
Fantasy
Design Score
7/10
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