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Love Steaks poster
B
Strong
MASTER SCORE 67.8 / 100
2013·Comedy / Drama / Romance·1h 29m

LOVE STEAKS

Clemens works as a masseur, Lara as a cook, but their clientele is the same: the guests of a luxury hotel. As sparks begin to fly between the two, his sensitivity clashes with her more fiery temperament—opposites attract, but harmony is nowhere in sight.

Above the Line
Jakob Lass·DirectorNico Woche·WriterTimon Schäppi·WriterTimon Schäppi·Director of PhotographyGolo Schultz·MusicGesa Jäger·Editor
Cast
Lana Cooper·Lara SchmelzingFranz Rogowski·Clemens PollozekKerstin Abendroth·PersonalchefinDaniel Alznauer·SPA ManagerinGeorg Ludwig-Grosse·SPA Mitarbeiter / AusbilderSimone Düring·Mitarbeiter auf der MassageliegeEric Popp·KüchenchefBjörn Küssner·Koch BjörnMarcel Herbrich·Koch Marcel / AusbilderMarcel Gronzka·Koch
Full Crew
(30 credits)
Directing· 2
Jakob Lass·DirectorInes Schiller·Assistant Director
Writing· 4
Nico Woche·WriterTimon Schäppi·WriterJakob Lass·WriterInes Schiller·Writer
Camera· 3
Timon Schäppi·Director of PhotographyTheresa Maué·Assistant CameraGregor Stephani·Digital Imaging Technician
Editing· 3
Gesa Jäger·EditorFriederike Hohmuth·Assistant EditorHanno Moritz Kunow·Colorist
Sound & Music· 7
Golo Schultz·MusicChristoph Kozik·Boom OperatorValentin Finke·Sound Re-Recording MixerJohannes Leopold Köppl·Boom OperatorJulius Middendorff·Sound MixerJulius Middendorff·Sound SupervisorManuel Vogt·Foley Editor
Art & Design· 2
Anna Hostert·Costume DesignCaspar Pichner·Production Design
Production· 6
Ines Schiller·ProducerGolo Schultz·ProducerMarc Oliver Dreher·Associate ProducerGolo Schultz·Production ManagerAnna Hostert·Production AssistantMartin Ludwig·Associate Producer
Other Departments· 3
Uli Kunz·Post Production SupervisorChristoph de la Chevallerie·Score EngineerBernhard Näther·Rotoscoping Artist
By the Numbers
67.8
OF 100
Master Score
6.2
OF 10
IMDb
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CRITICS
Rotten Tomatoes
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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THE VISUAL DECONSTRUCTION

A bespoke vision agent's reading of the design language behind Love Steaks's key art.

Dominant Palette
3 colors
#990066
#0099CC
#FF69B4
Mood
Romantic, Suggestive
Composition
Centered
Era
1980s
Visual Style
Graphic Design

“The image is a stylized movie poster featuring two faces in profile, facing each other closely. The faces are rendered in shades of magenta and pink with a half”

romance
Key Elements
FacesText
Atmosphere
Vibrant
Color Mood
Mixed
Setting
Abstract
Design Score
7/10
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