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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme poster
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MASTER SCORE 70.3 / 100
2013·Comedy / Romance·1h 42m

MEU PASSADO ME CONDENA: O FILME

“You've never seen a honeymoon like this”

The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.

Above the Line
Julia Rezende·DirectorPatricia Corso·Writers' ProductionDante Belluti·Director of PhotographyMarco Tommaso·Original Music ComposerMaria Rezende·Editor
Cast
Fábio Porchat·FábioMiá Mello·MiáMarcelo Valle·WilsonInez Viana·SuzanaJuliana Didone·LauraAlejandro Claveaux·BetoRafael Queiroga·CabeçaElke Maravilha·MirtesCatarina Abdala·MadrinhaErnani Moraes·Pai do Fábio
Full Crew
(19 credits)
Directing· 1
Julia Rezende·Director
Writing· 1
Patricia Corso·Writers' Production
Camera· 1
Dante Belluti·Director of Photography
Editing· 1
Maria Rezende·Editor
Sound & Music· 6
Marco Tommaso·Original Music ComposerFabio Mondego·Original Music ComposerFael Mondego·Original Music ComposerFelipe Machado·SoundBernardo Uzeda·Sound EditorTomas Alem·Sound Editor
Art & Design· 3
Fabiana Egrejas·Art DirectionMel Akerman·CostumerMartín Macías Trujillo·Makeup Artist
Production· 4
Mariza Leão·ProducerHeloisa Rezende·Executive ProducerMarcela Altberg·Production CoordinatorThiago Pimentel·Producer's Assistant
Other Departments· 2
Denilson Campos·Mix TechnicianRodrigo Noronha·Mix Technician
By the Numbers
70.3
OF 100
Master Score
5.8
OF 10
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Worldwide Gross
0
Oscar Wins
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