THE NIGHT WATCHMEN
“Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.”
Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.
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“The poster features a large, grotesque clown face with red hair, pale skin, and exaggerated red and blue makeup, showing sharp teeth in an open mouth, dominatin”
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